i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

4 months ago 282622   via | © source

thebaronofthebells:

men in suits are so hot let me be your business you professional son of a bitch

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5 months ago 3868   via | © source

nope:

why is everyone hotter than me i hate this site 

6 months ago 76153   via

I wish I could illegally download clothes.

7 months ago 133504   via | © source

ed-ingle:

if someone asked me out I’d just think they were joking 

7 months ago 25687   via | © source

everyone: how long have you been single!?!
me: birth

8 months ago 117848   via | © source

i think the worst thing is

that i don’t actually “sigh” anymore, i just say “sigh”

8 months ago 19858   via | © source

feyminism:

nacho-theguy:

For every fandom on tumblr

You’re welcome

 #wow a few years back i’d laugh at how exaggerated this is #and now… it’s me. 

8 months ago 34047   via | © source

me when i first joined tumblr

me: what how can this person reply to a reply?
how did they get that theme? it wasn't on the list of themes. they must be a wizard.
wow that person just got their 50th follower they are so tumblr famous wow
wow that was weird that fanfic had a sex scene i hope i never see that again
oh my god i messaged this person with how much i love their blog and they replied with a thank you and a smiley face, look at me making friends on tumblr already

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