letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that

wonderla-rry:

one of the worst moments in life is probably when you’re in a room full of people and you look around and see them all talking and laughing and all of sudden you feel so sad and lonely that you can even feel a physical pain in your chest because you realize that they all belong to someone and they all have someone who belongs to them and you don’t, you’re just kind of there

dannypuddings:

alxndrr:

i just want my life to be like an episode of community with witty dialogue and well rounded characters and intelligent humour and a well balanced storyline with character developement and continuity and the occasional stop-animation christmas special and/or paintball war

 #and a shirtless jeff #that would be nice too

b-rger:

I predict a baby boom 9 months after december 21

i have this wicked plan to be super hot when im like 25 but then again when i was a child i had a plan to be super hot as a teenager and look how that turned out

srushtea:

okay if we’re being 100% honest here i’m a huge fan of my own rack

shialebuffalo:

tumblr is like a diary except for some reason you want your diary to think you’re funny