jakeenglish:

if we used to talk and don’t really anymore

chances are i miss the hell out of you

but i’ve assumed that you dislike me and that’s why we stopped talking

happily-hatemarried:

what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

methroid:

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

fasterfood:

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subscriberstothesun:

Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?

whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

trolllinginthedeep:

do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course

#you can bet on it

magicconchshell:

i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch 

yolaandi:

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did